Titus' Bloggus Maximus

Fuckheads of the Month

Fuckhead #1...

 

Also known as Jacob Robida, 18, from New Bedford, Mass.

 This motherfucker thought It would be a good idea to walk up into a gay bar in town, with a hatchet and a gun, and attack the bar's patrons. No one was killed, but three patrons were hurt badly in the attack. This asshole then decides to go on the run and winds up in Arkansas, where, on a routine traffic stop, he is stopped by an Arkansas State Policeman, whom he shoots and kills as the cop approaches.

 Again on the run, and now with the entire corps of Arkansas State Police on his ass, he runs into a barricade and pulls a 180, after which he shoots the unidentified woman accompanying him in the car. At that point, troopers unloaded on this asshole, shooting him twice in the head. He died at a local hospital.

 Neighbors say that he was a known racist,  his room at his residence filled with swastikas.

 One's first thought maybe that of wishing him the worst afterlife possible. I wouldn't waste the energy on that. I am confident that there is a parking spot with his name in it in the 6th level of hell. What a fucking coward. He goes into a bar and attacks a bunch of folks who probably hadn't even met the guy before, and after he causes all that shit, he takes off. He then proceeds to shoot an officer who had no idea this asshole was packing and then shoots and kills the chick that was with him when he knows that he's got nowhere else to run.

 Normally, I try to refrain from speaking ill of the dead and the like, believing that one should be confdent that the Fates will mete out justice, and punish the one's deserving, but this time I'll make an exception...

 I can describe you in one word Jacob... P-U-S-S-Y ... You wern't fucking bad. You were a pussy with post-adolescent angst and anger issues. You couldn't handle the fact that "fags" and "niggers" were "permeating" your modest community and decided to hatch some plan to "show them all". Well, you pussy, you're deader than disco. You're a rotten corpse now. You'll be forgotten to all but your victims who will long outlive you and your hatred, which will only serve those whom you hated so much to their benefit.

 Have fun being reincarnated into a life that will make your soul beg for forgiveness.

Fuckheads #'s 2-6...

Former President Jimmy Carter  
      


Former President Bill Clinton and Senator-wife Hillary 

 



Rev. Joseph Lowery (SCLC co-founder) 

 

Senator Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) 




 You grandstanding motherfuckers deserve to be pelted with shitballs for the way you turned a funeral into the Democratic National Convention. I understand that Coretta Scott King was an outspoken critic of this current president's administration and it's past actions, but the classless schilling of the DNC party platform and rhetoric was totally out of line. I don't care if she would have said the same thing when she was alive. The woman is dead. The woman has a legacy. The woman should be remembered for not just the common political ideology she had with you shitsacks, but the actions of a courageous woman in the wake of her husband's death.

 I put Ted Kennedy in because, while he did little talking, it is pretty ballsy to show up to the funeral of the woman who's husband your brother illegally wiretapped in the 1960's in order to ruin his carreer and ruin his marriage to the woman whom you're sitting 15 feet behind, all the while speaking out in the past months against the alleged illegality of this current administartion's spy tactics.

 That's some balls. I mean...wow....

 Anyhow, you guys are classless hacks.

 

 Fuckheads # 7, 8, and a collective # 9

 Billy Zane, Gary Busey, and the assholes who created the Turkish Cinema Hit "Valley of the Woves Iraq"


Here's  excerpts from a CNN article I read when this first broke weeks ago....


 In the most expensive Turkish movie ever made, American soldiers in Iraq crash a wedding and pump a little boy full of lead in front of his mother.

 They kill dozens of innocent people with random machine-gun fire, shoot the groom in the head, and drag those left alive to Abu Ghraib prison -- where a Jewish doctor cuts out their organs, which he sells to rich people in New York, London and Tel Aviv....

... The movie's American stars are Billy Zane, who plays a self-professed "peacekeeper sent by God," and Gary Busey as the Jewish-American doctor....


 Can you say what the fuck? First off all, are Billy Zane and Gary Busey that desperate for work these days?




 Ok...maybe they are... I mean, I think Zane's latest hit was a lame attempt at a horror film called Vlad, which is Romanian for "straight to video". And Gary Busey....Jesus Christ, I don't need to say anything, do I... So, instead of finding work that doesn't make them look like even bigger asses, they work for some Turkish guys who obviously have an agenda. An agenda that is soooooooo whacked, that it boggles the imagination. Well, maybe the mvie will do so well that it will provide the movie makers with the chance to start the "Save the second-rate actors who haven't seen an oppertunity since 1998 foundation".

 
Fuckheads # 10

 The assholes world-wide burning buildings and engaging in other destruction over the Mohammed Cartoons.

 

 I really am begining to wonder if these assholes really can handle a truly free press. This was planned for months before the rioting began (hint #1 of the real agenda here) and it's rather interesting that for decades these same assholes have burnt crosses, stars of david, and demonized Jews and Christians, and when pretty mild caricatures satirizing the violence of a religion dominated by cleric-facists, they're pissed off? Wow, what a bunch of pussies... I mean, no disrespect to Mohammed or Islam, but you guys are embarrasing Muslims world-wide who think you're acting like children. You're a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

 To inject an honorable mention in this month's tirade, much love and kudos to the Lebanese who peacefully demonstrated against the cartoons. You guys have my respect and admiration. I truly believe that Lebanon is the shining example of what people can achieve in the Middle East through fighting tyranny.

 But to all you aforementioned brainless asshats......

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 Recent results out of the West Bank have the terrorist group Hamas winning by a landslide in parliamentary elections, winning 76 seats of the 132 seats in the legislature.

 Upset by corrpution, nepotism, and a faiure to make the lives of Palestinians better, 77% of registered Palestinan voters came out and booted the infamous Fatah party after decades in power.

 Hamas is certainly no friend to the United States, and especially not to Israel, of whom Hamas has expressed their wish to see the jewish state destroyed, and has attacked innocent civilians throughout Israel as well as  Israeli military personell. However, (and not that the following wipes their hands clean of the aforementioned actions) Hamas has provided much help to the Palestinian people through assisting in health care and education, which has immensely aided in their political victory.

 President Bush has not made any definitive comments on how the U.S. will engage this new chapter in Mid-East politics, except after acknowledging whats behind Hamas' appeal to the Palestinian people, to say that"

 "I have made it very clear, however, that a political party that articulates the destruction of Israel as part of its platform is a party with which we will not deal."

 Everyone around the world has heard the phrase "The U.S. does not negotiate with terrorists". The problem is there is a fine line between negotiation and "talking things over" with a terrorist group itself or it's political arm, something which the United States has in fact done before. The U.S. has been involved to some degree with Sinn Fein, the political arm of the Irish Republican Army (which the United States classified as a terrorist organization up until about 2000) as well as Unionists in resolving the violence in Ireland. The U.S. helped broker the Good Friday Accord and has since helped to maintain that cease fire agreement.

 So, should we approach Hamas a similar way? Can we do so with sucess?

 Obviously, what was the (Provisional) IRA was a different horse than Hamas is. While the IRA carried out a terror campaign centered on driving out their occupiers, Hamas has carried out a campaign that seeks to not only expell Israelis from the West Bank, but from the Holy Land alltogether. And while the IRA was group with a fairly localized cause with which, ideologically, they were alone, Hamas has the support of not only the Palestinian locals, but of other Islamic terror groups and Islamic Fundamentalists worldwide.

 It looks nearly impossible to see a political wing of Hamas that does not support (at the very least through not saying anything) the destruction of Israel. Yet there may be one or two ways that the international community, led by the United States, can "divide and conquer" Hamas.

 One option could be to engage them in a manner that supports Palestinian Authority (led by Hamas) moves to legitimately increase the standard of living for Palestinians, and delivers diplomatic and economic consequences for acts of terror by the militant arm of Hamas, Izzedine al Qassam. Hamas, while in no hurry to renounce it's past claims, said it's focus would be on improving the lives of Palestinians. Supporting the new government in that regard would show that America has a valid interest in the lives of Palestinians and perhaps help our image in the area.

 While every group has a different agenda, every man (or woman) in politics shares a common goal. To stay in office. By appealing to that wish, perhaps we can lead the international community in getting Hamas politicians to distance themselves from the fundamentalist agenda and focus on peacefully and democratically establishing a secure and stable Palestinian state.

 While it's gonna be anything other than easy to accomplish, it's a hell of a lot better than not talking at all. The lives of millions are in the balance, and we need to do something.

 Can it be done?

I was originally writing something I thought would be somewhat clever to illustrate my opinions on the hypocracy being showed once again by American conservatives, but I'm gonna ditch that and just tell it like it is.

Brokeback Mountain is getting a lot of attention these days. Many conservatives are complaining about the movie's storyline about two men having a homosexual relationship in 1960's Wyoming.

Now, I'm back working as Uncle Sam, and since my FM Radio Show was done, I figured I'd pop by and see what was on the Rush Show. It's here where I listen to a gentleman make a comment about being forced to accept someone else's morality.

I just couldn't help but say "what the fuck". I mean, who exactly is forcing you and what are "they" forcing you to do? Society is gonna be chock full of people expressing ideas, concepts, and morals that contradict yours. If you can't handle that, then i'm sorry. No one is forcing you to watch the movie, let alone forcing you into homosexual acts. Get a fucking grip.

If you're French-Canadian, you'll get that joke. If you're not, you'll just get more confused.

A man who only identified him self as "Raphael" was caught on the ice by Montreal Canadien coaches and rink officials during a practice session, but not before throwing up a shot at goalie Joes Theodore.

"He couldn't beat me," Theodore said. "That's the main thing."....

..."I didn't really know what was going on until the guy came on," a grinning Theodore said. "He came at me with his head down so I just wanted to say 'Welcome to the big boys.' I poke-checked him to say, `You have to keep your head up.' When he came back, I thought about going out of the net and not playing into his game, but then I thought he had the [courage] to go on the ice, so I let him have a free shot at me."

They didn't even arrest the guy. You gotta love that about Canadians, especially French-Canadians. They turned what could have been three or four misdemeanors into a five minute open tryout. I mean, that's just fucking cool. Kudos to Jose Theodore and the rest of the squad for not jumping on this guy and making a scene like they would have here.